The collected dialogue of Bello the Shopkeeper.
| In The Gungeon
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(Upon entering the room)
Oh, you're still alive.
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(Interacting)
 Watch out for all the bullets.
Use the teleporter to come back and spend some more!
Blobulons get faster when they split apart. Weird ones, those. Not native to the Gungeon, either.
Rubber Bullets won't hurt you, but they sure are annoying!
Shotgun Kin can be dangerous if they back you into a corner.
Some Gunjurors can catch your bullets and fire them back at you. Time your shots well.
You're either dodgin' or you're dyin' down here.
Spend some  .
If you get hit, lay on the ground and die.
The Map is helpful, given you know how to read one. Never figured it out myself. That's why I run this shop.
If you completely run out of ammo, switch to the gun you brought with you. It's crap, but it doesn't quit.
The Gungeon is a mystical place. Some say it's never the same twice. I say that all the time.
We don't ask each other what we're here for in the Gungeon. Keep your questions to yourself.
The Items I sell do all sorts of things. I have no idea, really.
If you find a crack in a wall, use a Blank to blast it down.
If you don't have a Key, you can try and bust a chest open. The loot you find might not be as good.
My cat Ocelot came with me to the Gungeon. Guess she's got her own demons to battle.
People come from all over the galaxy to the Gungeon. Most of us never leave.
Have a seat on one of my masterfully crafted stools!
Gundead are belligerent by nature, so show them no mercy!
Folks tell of a great one-eyed beast with a score of arms and a gun for each one. Wouldn't want to run into him!
I sell Guns, Items, Hearts, Keys and Armor. Pretty much cornered the market on them too.
Reloading takes time, so watch your ammo bar!
Nobody knows why bullets pass through you while you're rolling in the Gungeon, but at this point I've stopped questioning it.
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(Interacting for the fifth time onwards)
 Not in the mood for chatting.
Buy something or move on.
Don't you have something to do?
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(After a successful purchase)
An excellent choice.
That will get you out of a jam!
You have fine taste.
That one's just firing off the shelves!
Lock and load! Right?
Thanks much!
Thank you for your patronage!
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(After a failed purchase)
I think your wallet needs to reload.
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(After shooting in the shop for the first time)
If you keep acting like that, it's gonna cost you!
HEY! No firing in the shop!
I'm warning you! Don't shoot again!
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(After shooting in the shop for the second time)
THAT'S IT! PRICES ARE DOUBLE!
YOU WERE WARNED!
VANDAL!
(After this, Bello becomes enraged)
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(Interacting while Bello is enraged)
I don't feel chummy right now!
You shot my shop!
Don't push your luck.
Just for that, prices have gone up.
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(After a successful purchase, if Bello is enraged)
I should've tripled the prices.
Take it and GO!
GET OUT!
You're lucky you're my only customer.
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(After being caught stealing)
Thief!
Get out and don't come back!
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Unused Dialogue
The dialogue in this section is all either unused, or how to trigger it is currently unknown. Context clues on when this dialogue might play may be present in the texts string key.
| Unused Dialogue
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#SHOP_ENTER (Shares a string key with "Oh, you're still alive.", however this line will never play. It can be seen playing in early gameplay previews from 2015[1])
Welcome back.
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#SHOP_REENTER
Forget something?
Welcome back.
Oh, you're still alive.
Well met, adventurer!
Sample my wares!
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#SHOP_EXIT
Farewell!
Good shooting!
Don't forget to reload!
Shell you later!
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#SHOP_NOMONEY (Shares a string key with "I think your wallet needs to reload.", however these lines will never play, and are preceeded in the string file by the text #fakefakefakeremoveaftere3)
I'm not running a charity.
Not enough . Sorry.
Keep dreamin'.
Not gunna happen.
I've got a cat to feed.
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