Patches and Mendy/Dialogue

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The collected dialogue of Patches and Mendy.

Patches
(Interacting at full health) Yes, yes, you seem to be fine. Hm, unfortunate.
(Interacting with missing health) Hm. Yes. This is bad. We'll have to operate.
(Interacting after the operation) I'd say that the operation was a smashing success.
(Interacting as the Robot) We're heart specialists. We can only operate on things that have hearts!
(After being shot) We're neutral! That's against the Guneva Convention! Eeeeek!

Mendy
(Interacting at full health) You're perfectly healthy? Are you sure?
(Interacting with missing health) Oh, my. Looks like you'll need treatment, definitely. Great! I'm not so sure. Now, if you'll stand over here... (After this, the player will be moved into position, and Patches will perform the "operation") (Immediately ends the interaction with no additional dialogue)
(Interacting as the Robot) Hm... a tricky case. I've got just the thing. This will definitely help you.
(Interacting again as the Robot) Um. Have a nice day. Robot... unit.
(After operating) Bwa ha! It DID work! Take that, HM Medical Academy! We are miracle workers! All better!
(Interacting after the operation) We don't have any more medicine in stock. That was our last bottle of... health... serum.
(After being shot) We're neutral! That's against the Guneva Convention! Eeeeek!