Doug/Dialogue

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The collected dialogue of Doug.

In Jail
(Interacting) Finally I can get out of this dump! Thank you! I thought I'd be trapped in the bowels of this place forever.
(Interacting again) Thank you again. Hopefully I will see you soon!

In The Gungeon
(On approaching) Welcome, welcome!
(On walking away) BYE!
(Interacting) Hello again! Doug's Traveling Emporium is back! Get a load of my quality wares!
(Interacting again) If you don't see me, kill some time in the Gungeon. I'll roll back by eventually. I roll my shop around. Here, there, any way the wind blows. My store is number 1, never number 2! I left my home town when it was destroyed by a horrible green bug, sporting a 90's 'tude. Have you met Bello? He runs the shop in the Gungeon. I quite admire his stools. My goods are always duty-free!
(Interacting for the third time onwards) Push on.
(After a successful purchase) Thank you for your business!
(After a failed purchase) Your wad is lookin' a little light! Ball up some more ... Don't waste my time! Sorry, no samples.
(Interacting after purchasing all items currently on offer) I'll be back soon with more exciting offers! Time for my next movement! You wiped me clean out!