Professor Goopton/Dialogue

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The collected dialogue of Professor Goopton. While this dialogue is usually rendered in the Gleepglorp font, it is in fact english text.
While holding the Sponge, Professor Gooptons dialogue is displayed in the standard Gungeon font, however it is displayed in all-caps, a speech quirk of Gooptons that is not present in the raw string files.

In Jail
(Interacting) Thank you for rescuing me! My name is Professor Goopton. I came to the Gungeon to research the strange and mysterious goops that can be found here! I have long been a student of the Blobulonian Empire's technology. I followed them here, years ago, to see how their martial strategies would evolve in the Gungeon.
(Interacting again) Thank you again. Hopefully, I will see you again soon!
(After being shot) You son of a goop! Goophole! Goophead!

In The Gungeon
(Upon entering the room) Welcome, welcome!
(Interacting) All proceeds will go toward funding my research!
(Interacting a second time) What are those monstrosities coming out of your body? You are the ugliest thing I have ever seen. Your lack of goop is concerning and disgusting.
(Interacting for the third time onwards) Away with you.
(After being shot) You son of a goop! Goophole! Goophead!
(After a successful purchase) Thank you for your support! Ah, you certainly have an eye for the viscous!
(After a failed purchase) I'm not sure you have enough for that...
(Upon leaving the room) Farewell!

In The Breach
(Interacting) All proceeds will go toward funding my research!
(After a successful purchase) Thank you for your support! Ah, you certainly have an eye for the viscous!
(After a failed purchase) I'm not sure you have enough for that...